Yes, this is hokey, and yes, it's morbid, and yes, I stole it (from Teri). But it's also entertaining, as I'll explain in a minute. Here's mine:
"Lucinda: At age 93, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle."
Now, it's highly intriguing, wouldn't you say, the thought of being mauled by a ninety-three year-old tiger?
4 comments:
Its like reading a horoscope at The Onion.
:)
Gotta love those d.m.s now don't you? :) I think you may have a chance to hack your way out of the jungle now!
Teri
Jeremy--HA! An astute observation!
Teri--"Hack", I think, is a key word. As in, whoever wrote these. Although I suppose it could also apply to the tiger. I wonder if ninety-three year-old tigers get furballs...
I can see the headlines now, "Local Woman Gummed to Death by Elder Tiger!", definately count as a lingering demise. Take most of a week, probably. Horrid, really.
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