Yes, this is hokey, and yes, it's morbid, and yes, I stole it (from Teri). But it's also entertaining, as I'll explain in a minute. Here's mine:
"Lucinda: At age 93, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle."
Now, it's highly intriguing, wouldn't you say, the thought of being mauled by a ninety-three year-old tiger?