Things are not going quite so well at the moment.
For those of you who pray, you're quite welcome to do so, as long as it isn't one of those dreadful Oh-Lord-have-mercy-on-the-poor-thing-and-ease-her-suffering prayers. Oh-Lord-whack-her-upside-the-head prayers will be tolerated if spoken with at least token good-will. God-please-give-her-the-key-to-understand-what-she-needs-to-so-we-don't-have-to-suffer-through-more-posts-like-this prayers would be the best of all and greatly appreciated.
For those of you who don't pray, you can start now. Yes, I'm volunteering to be your personal spiritual guinea pig. I'll even wiggle my nose, although if you expect whiskers, you're out of luck.