Thursday, August 03, 2006

Suggested Church Dinner Contributions for the Chronically Kitchen Challenged

I have found that preparing a brain mold, served on a lovely floral, china platter with a small card bearing the inspirational inscription, "We have been given the mind of Christ," is a very effective way of ensuring that you are forevermore allowed to bring the chips and soda. ONLY the chips and soda.

And, yes, I did.


seeker said...

Lol! Two thumbs up for being brave enough to serve it to others.

Did you happen to stumble upon the brain mold looking for something else or was this a science project gone awry?

Cindy said...

It was a gift from one of my cousins, actually. She's at least five times as witty and spunky as me. A very dangerous woman. We like her a lot. :)

Randy said...

::: can't breathe ... must breathe :::

That is awesome!

::: wicked but ever so cute grin :::

Dawn said...

I think that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen...

I gotta get me one of those!!!

Fieldfleur said...

I'm so glad you emphasized the MIND here. It is a serious subject that needs to be brought into the church more frequently. Your covert message in your dish will find well-composted soil one day, and then lots of blooms, lots of blooms.


Love it!

Chica. said...

OMG! I must have this for my church's annual pledge dinner! LMAO!

Way to go, girl!