Infamous for his War on Whining gratitude posts, Randy of Everyday Thoughts Collected asks for Thanksgiving lists of those things for which we are grateful but which are a little unusual. Skewed, in fact. So here it is, dear twin, the Quotidian Light list of Thanksgiving peculiarities.
1. Dirt. (For repotting the orchids.)
2. Socks with individual toes.
3. Benadryl for when the children are too crazy.
4. Alcohol for when the husband is too crazy.
5. Morrowind, for when one simply MUST live life as a lizard in a dress robe.
6. Children who want cooking utensils and badgers for Christmas.
7. Wormer.
8. Small dead animal carcasses on the front porch. (As opposed to in the house.)
9. The word "no." As in, "No, we're not going anywhere for Thanksgiving."
10. Individual cups in bras. (Great Scott seconds this one enthusiastically.)
8 comments:
Awesome!
Question ...
#10...does he find them more comfortable?
::: bwooohahahahahhhaha ha! :::
Only after a great deal of drinking.
They keep my ears warm.
11. Smart mouthed men.
::: laughing :::
Oh that was fun!
Would you explain #7 to me?
Seeker--Oh, I think it's much more interesting left just as it is, don't you? :)
(We have three indoor-outdoor cats who hunt a lot--see #8.)
Lol, yes it is more interesting left as is, but thank you for the extra info. All I could think of was that you had an incident with worms and your pets needed deworming.
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